Welcome to my brain soup!
Stay with me, I'm fun.
All the things you can expect from a woman who can’t predict the future
Hi. You are probably my mom, or maybe my aunt or my friend, or perhaps in some wild turn of events, one of the ten strangers who currently follow me on corners of the internet for reasons unknown. Why are you here? Why should you stay?
1. I have a lot to say
I’ve been writing into a word doc and spewing into instagram stories and TikTok for over a year now. I’m a TV writer by trade, but with the TV industry aflame (Want me to tell you why?? Then…)
I want to put my big, beautiful, hot as hell takes more places. Also what’s the point of all these comics I’ve been watercoloring if I can’t share them with you!?!?!
2. We’re going to have fun, okay?
Look, I’m fun. You know I’m fun because you came here. We are going to laugh and laugh and laugh and then occasionally, we’ll cry, because we’re alive, and that’s fucking wild.
3. I’ll post when I want to goddamnit!
Here is where I have been told to share in bullet points how often I will be posting
But the answer is I don’t know
Because I have a mental illness
That makes my brain soup
Which is why we are here
But rest assured
It’s coming out like lava
So you’ll get stuff, I promise.
4. You’re the pink one, I’m the blue one:
This is one of the first paintings I ever made, but I think it illustrates the journey you and I are about to go on very well. I have provided you a hat, and I will give you a ride on my back to some of the wildest places my brain can imagine. All for the low low price of currently free, subject to me eventually perhaps creating a cheap paid tier because a girl’s chronically ill dog has to eat.
Let’s do this
Are you ready?
5. I love you
Because you are a person, and I am too. Welcome to my brain soup.
ALSO if you don’t want to get more emails because your brain is also soup, you can still subscribe and then EDIT YOUR SETTINGS so that you can check in at your leisure and I feel accomplished, and you don’t feel overwhelmed.
(But also, what if you got this email and it was fun?!)
Signed up. You had me at “soup.” ❤️
I’ve known you were a writer since you wrote that poem “Blue” when you were 5. So observant! But you’ve gotten a hella lot funnier since then, too, so - looking forward to this :-)